Thursday, 29 March 2012

My New Pics On Facebook Jokes

1.Facebook SMS Jokes 

Son 2 His Mom: Mom You Know Na, I Love You A Lot. But Sorry Mom, I Can’t Accept Your Friend Request On Facebook.

2.Facebook Like SMS Status

Life Is Much Like Facebook. People Will Like Your Problems & Comment But No One’s Gonna Solve Them. Because Everybody Seems So Busy In Updating Their Own! 

3.Facebook Greetings SMS 

Facebook Should Have Options WHO CARES Along With LIKE. It Should Also Add SLAP, PUNCH, KICK Along With POKE. 

4)Gamm ek jehar hai phir vi piye jaanda haan main, Raat di Tanhayi nu abaad karda jaanda haan main, Rajni ! Mainu nahi pata per log kehnde ne...... Ke sounde hoye vi tera naam layi jaanda haan main 

5)Har khamoshi nu Ikraar nahi kehnde, Har nakami nu haar nahi kehnde. Rajni Ki hoya je asin tuhade nahi ho sakde, Sirf mil jaan nu hi pyaar nahi kehnde. 

6)Khamoshi naal na maar mainu Eh taan dass mera kasoor ki hai Ya taan katal kar de yaa gal kar lai Dass dohaan vichon manzoor ki hai??  

7)Tu sohni main mahiwal tera, Tenu ishqe de wall sikhavan main, Aa vekh mere ishq di intehan, Tenu patt da mass khavavan main B  

8)Je sajan mill dey yaadan nal.... Te o sadde ton kaddi dur na hundey. Je maut ton baad payar muk janada..... Te sache ashiq taj mehal na bnaundey
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